steak knife tuesday

How you feel after nights out as you get older... Go out Saturday night, hungover Sunday, still rough Monday... Suicidal by Tuesday as you still feel horrific

"nah mate can't go out this weekend, got a meeting Tuesday"
"Tuesday?!"
"yea man I cant cope with another steak knife Tuesday"

by Lmlmoololol December 4, 2013

Butterfly Knife

(noun) A knife blade placed between two loose and rotatable handles. Used to do tricks.

Insert butterfly knife example here.

by dontmindmejuststealingyourmeme April 8, 2017

got knifed

The worst possible way to die in cs:go and the biggest call-out on your horrible talent

Omg dude it was a guy with a nova vs an awper at close range and the dude with the nova got knifed!

by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019

Sweet knife

Very powerful and famously infamous word used in the sub continent which means someone who "sugar coats his/her words to appear good or to deceive someone" you really dont want to get called with this word here. Ever.

Girl: ah he is so cute he always appreciates my work and never complains
Friendzoned guy: he is gonna betray you he is a sweet knife. Once he gets his way he is gonna cut you.

by SparrowSensei November 14, 2020

your moms knife

A women on her period

girl *getting angry*
boy 1 why is she so mad?
boy 2 she on her your moms knife
boy 1 oh ok

by SubToRandomPenguins February 12, 2018

knifemanship

Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.

mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.

<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

kitemmuort

The most powerful exlamation in the Southern Italian dialect. It means "all your deads parents" or in another form, kitebbiv: "all of your alive parents".
For make this sentence much powerful add an "stra" before the sentence.

All'anm re sfaccim re muort e kitemmuort e chi te stramuort e chi t'adda ancor murì

by fra23~ November 16, 2017