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kitty guillotine

When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.
A storm door, with no screen and the window open can be refered to as a kitty guillotine
by Willow n Pusse September 11, 2010
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Kittygasm

When a kitty has an orgasm.
OMG that kitty totally had a kittygasm from licking herself.
by Pluffykat March 30, 2011
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KITD

Example 1: "Can you believe my plane was delayed by four hours?!" "Oh well, that's better than a kitd"

Example 2: "How did the exam go?" "It was a massive kitd"
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Kitty Lock

Being kitty locked is when you are wanting to get up, but your cat is on your lap and you don't want to get up because it would disturb the kitty.
I really want to get up, but I have a kitty on my lap. She has totally kitty locked me.
by TeccaN9nja August 13, 2014
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KittyCat Hell

A discord server created by the popular warrior cat youtuber named moonkitti, shortformed to KCH. When she streams "Call Moonkitti," you use the server to attempt to call her, competing against all the other people who want to as well. When not used for the live stream, it acts as a normal server with a chaotic community.

The community is very welcoming, with many people being able to forge friend groups within it. The server has various channels for things like memes and art, as well as for gaming discussion. There are multiple mods and admins on the server who are very helpful, as well as a role for senior members, to display members who are well known and very active.

The server does not have a public invite, and those who wish to join must wait for Moonkitti to stream, and post the link. The period of which the invite link is posted is considered a flood. Floods are considered to be the most active times of the server due to the influx of new members.

This is a very lawful description of a chaotic community, but it is a very good community
Examples:
"I heard Moonkitti was streaming tonight, time to hop onto KCH to try and get in."

"My cousin got kicked from Kittycat Hell because they were under 13 and tried to join."
by plutosmist July 28, 2019
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Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce
That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher
by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019
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kiddywinkles

A term used to call your friends (plural) It is not meant to be creepy but can be sometimes.
Hey kiddywinkles
by Teheeheh January 21, 2020
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