Per Kristian

Per Kristian is a nerdy boy with way too much free time on his hands. If you told me that you had ever seen him doing somethings else than playing games during class, I wouldnt believe you. He looks like 5 other kids in his grade, and he thinks shopping at session makes him a bad boy. He usually has terrible humor and he has about 500 kinks. All in all hes a good and annoying boy!

"Omg I just had sex with Per Kristian last night!"
"Yeah he made me dress up as his teacher"

Per Kristian by Jk's hoe June 8, 2020

Ole Kristian 

Very nice gutt

«Very nice gutt»
«Yes yes it is Ole Kristian»

Ole Kristian by anonymous December 13, 2020

Jian Kristian 

A sweet, loving, handsome kind of a guy. He will make sure that you always feel that someone is on your side. He will make you feel that you're a one of a kind. They always smell good. They can also be pretty blunt at sometimes but when it comes to love, they're usually not good at this type of "thing". I mean they're so perfect that God gave them something "not so perfect".

You're so handsome Jian Kristian!!! uwu

Jian Kristian by cockbuster21 August 17, 2021

Tim kristian

A sexy norwegian james charles with a big brain. He is a youtuber making beuty videos. If your name is Tim kristian you're a big ass chad.

André: Omg is that Tim Kristian.
Tim Kristian: Hjalo mitt nav er Tim kristian, men alle kaller meg Tim. SÅ, bare kall meg Tim.

Tim kristian by NorwegianRat September 11, 2021

The Kristian Effect 

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

The Kristian Effect by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

Hao kristian 

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably

Hao kristian by Notstek69 July 31, 2023

dirty kristian 

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you

Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian

dirty kristian by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023