keaton miller

SEX LEGEND!

KEATON MILLER GETS ALL OF THE BITCHES

by Keaton L. Miller April 15, 2014

Keaton

Keaton is an annoying person. He know just how to make people very mad very quickly. A Keaton never turns in there homework and is failing almost every class. Trust me when I say this, never ever trust a Keaton. No matter what Keaton does not shut up.

Kallie: Keaton please be quiet
Keaton: No
Teacher: Keaton you have 15 missing assignments
Keaton: okay
Ella: Keaton please stop talking
Keaton: No
Teacher: turn in your homework
Keaton: it is not done yet
Danny: of course it is not done yet
Keaton: Haha

by magicalunicorns22 April 30, 2019

kenton

1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)

Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.

by DBmeister October 9, 2007

Keeton

Some one Skinnyer then you Prettyer then you Every thing better then you

I am Soo keeton Compaired To you

by CelesteSavannah September 10, 2007

keystone

usually refering to keystone light...

Introduced in 1989, Keystone Light is a light-bodied, crisp, smooth and drinkable beer. Keystone Light is available nationwide in cans, bottles and kegs.  Keystone Light is 4.2 percent alcohol by volume and has 104 calories per 12-ounce serving.

Awards

2005 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American-Style Light Lager
2003 North American Beer Awards bronze medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival gold medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American Lager

(coors brewing company web site)

Mike: i need 4 more bucks to pick up a case of keystone

Ike: ok here's 4, i get half though

by FIREH20 November 16, 2006

Keyontay

A kind, cool, and funny dude. He good to have around when you feeling down and can make anyone laugh. Any girl that every dated him knows his head game A1 and his penis is huge.

Lisa: I love my nigga Keyontay

Kayla : He ain’t even all that
Lisa: He fuck better than ya nigga
Kayla: bitch what???

by Fly guy2347 July 16, 2018

Kenton

a state of drunkenness in which the wall transforms into a hot female shape which seduces you to grind on it.

Don't let me drink too much tonight... there are too many walls in that place, don't wanna get to a Kenton state again...

A: Whats with that dude grinding on the wall? B: he's Kenton A: ohh... that sucks.

by Galapp December 8, 2010