kipper

A word used by the Scots that is slang for idiot or fuck. The more you use the word the funnier it will be.

"Mate, I burnt your toast"
"You are a fucking kipper

by costuntoro21 December 23, 2014

Kepner

Noun. (1) A discrete unit of waste. (2) Fraudulent.

"If I had a million dollars for every Kepner we've spent on this product, we'd still be in a hole bigger than his ego."

by cygnis August 12, 2017

Hairy Kipper

A hirsute herring that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge. They feed at the bottom of the deepest ocean (Western Pacific) and are so rare that they remain undiscovered by man.

A popular way for folically challenged druids to express astonishment in public, as in, "well slap my thigh with a hairy kipper".

by Busty Gus January 15, 2013

kopper

A little kid that is nice but is a slut dude and has no friends thinks he is cool but not at all! He likes nasty girls that don't like him back! If you know a Kopper may God be with you.

Kopper is a nasty little slut (a dude that moved from girl to girl)

by Liittle dick but kida big April 5, 2018

Kippered

UK English. Drunk, high, hungover or generally messed up in anyway. Injured.

Man I feel kippered tonight.

I got well kippered last night.

by MrKipper October 9, 2020

Kepler

The hottest mf on the planet they are daddy i would gladly suck there cock

Wow theres a kepler over there!
*drools*

by F^(km3D4dDy May 27, 2022

Cap keeper

someone who keeps the coke rewards caps for the 3-point codes to try and win the crap coke can't even sell.

Chris: Holy Hell! Did you see that?

Jack: See what?

Chris: That Cap keepers stack! It almost toppled over when I sat on the couch, I mean if those paper codes weren't there...It would have been a massacre.

by Joni Miller July 1, 2008