Trinity Keller

a cheeky sket who lies to her fans and is racist to british people. a muff muncher and a right lezza who sucks up to other lads when she has a boyfriend.

“ew cheeky sket”
“who? trinity keller?”
“yeah she’s a right muff muncher, chomping on shamima’s inflated clit yeh”

by cheekysket April 30, 2019

helen keller

It's a shot where a bartender faces the liquor bottles and closes their eyes. They grab two random bottles and poor them into a shot.

I'm so drunk right now, I don't care what I have. Oh bar keep, get me a Helen Keller.

by Miller Time September 12, 2006

Hellen Keller Pants

When a womens pants are so tight you can read vaginal lips

Her pant's are so tight you can read her lips, like hellen keller pants!

by boomshockalocka January 10, 2009

Helen Keller

When you blow a load in a chick's eye and make her go blind temporarily.

Guy: Oh shit! I just gave you a Helen Keller!

by Tlaloc December 10, 2007

keppler

The uber-uneducated liberal bastards of the world. Whiter than white trash, and more left wing than a left turn single, They're Kepplercized. Also occasionally used as a reference to masturbation, i.e. "Gonna go keppler in front of my window at school."

That crazy liberal is so keppler, burning flags and killing nazis.

by Mr Susslebuns May 13, 2005

Helen Keller

When a girl is passed out, she might as well be deaf and blind, and then you masturbate on her.

MBC was passed out on her bed from a long day of drinking and big luv came into the room and gave her the helen keller!!

by Big Luv and Happy March 2, 2008

Helen Keller

A sexual position, involving a minimum of 5 people (4 of which are men), where each man chooses an eye or ear. Then they ejaculate in each eye and ear, causing the semen recipient be deaf, blind, "dumb", and covered in semen. Just like Helen Keller.

My mom is in town. Round up the bros! We're gonna Helen Keller this bitch!

by inthePoopShoot March 30, 2009