kelis

an artist that has no idea what the hell she is writing about. milkshakes be the suck, yo.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Kellsy

She has your back and she'll work hard. Shes sexy, strong and spontaneous. Girls hate, but she loves it ;)

"Who's that girl??"
"Thats Kellsy, she's sexy."

by lol55 October 6, 2010

kelis

A sloppy mess of an "artist" (did you see the Clipse video??) who should be a has been, but the only reason any gives a rats ass about her is because shes with Nas. Once again adding credence to the old addage, it's not who you know, but who you blow

Yo, I can't believe that chick lost all that weight, she just pulled a Kelis

by JohnnyBravo November 24, 2003

kelis

artist responsible for the musical abomination "milkshake". She is clearly untalented, but her tits make up for it.

(kelis sings)

if you want to keep doing that the shirt has to go

by ... January 20, 2004

Kallstrom

The breed that is referred to by the last name “Kallström” is rare. Usually of the white-red tone, they range in many different sizes. Hailing originally from Northern Europe, the migrants dropped the umlaut from above the ‘o’ and continued on to Canada. Here, they marveled at the sports ‘hokey’ and sing-along karaoke. They also tasted for the first time the wine of the gods, beer. When the degrees dropped startlingly, the warm-blooded creatures traveled south into the realm of the US of A. Not all made it out of the blizzard state of Canadia. Those in the US of A settled in farming nations, raising children and sheep. Friends of the Indians, they now have found peace. Anti-social by nature, these creatures have learned to acclimate to the robber baron ways of the US of A.

"Is that a Goolie or a Canuck, eh?"

"Neither...that's a Kallstrom, eh."

by EcObAmIcS January 23, 2009

Kelds

A name normally given to a person way to badass for society. A person who can do whatever they want without intervention. Also a sweet and caring person who cares for people and the planet's safety.

Hey, he just planted a tree while being badass! What a kelds.

by Keldonite December 7, 2010

kelli's law

If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.

I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.

by Blaze86 March 14, 2014