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Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
by aza_uk March 6, 2015
mugGet the Kettle Snipermug.

Wit Kettle

Wit kettle? Wit kettle tho?
by ThatGuyThatBreathes June 11, 2019
mugGet the Wit Kettlemug.

A fine kettle of fish

an awkward state of affairs.
"when Carla was back in Rome, she found a fine kettle of fish"
by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025
mugGet the A fine kettle of fishmug.

kettle food

Yes bro launch them noodles in that kettle there , best had be koka noodles though la if not ye gettin locked in a cell with big mudbone for a night ye on me -kettle food
by Mudbone jr May 21, 2021
mugGet the kettle foodmug.

Kettling

Def. Rolling down the car windows on a crisp autumn day and blasting the heater.
Its a chilly day, we should take a drive and go kettling.
by sf303 October 14, 2016
mugGet the Kettlingmug.

Kettle Fingers

A person who uses the kettle so frequently — constantly making tea or coffee — that it seems like their fingers are permanently fused to it.

This word was originally coined in 2025 by Constandinos Stelios Savva, a London-based creator. He invented the term to describe people who are always boiling water for a brew.

(Created by Costa Savva, 2025 — all rights reserved to the original mind behind “Kettle Fingers.”)
“Bro, you’ve had five cups already today. You’re such a kettle fingers!”
“Living with a kettle fingers means the kettle never gets a rest.”
by KettleKing June 23, 2025
mugGet the Kettle Fingersmug.

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