Johann Baptist

A guy who just appeared in the translated versions of some fanfics and creepypastas.

You are appearing out of nowhere. You are such a Johann Baptist.

by Watershed stable beard July 15, 2021

Johanpreet

SEXY ASS BOY. GOATED SMARTEST PURSON TO WALK THE PLANET ONG.

It can be used like.
Girl 1 : He is such a Johanpreet!
Girl 2 : Yes he is smokin hawt and a nerd!

by beaast November 18, 2021

johanco

A wild african, barefoot creature rarely seen in the cities. He's as crazy as a rabiddog! If you see one, report immediately and take pictures for evidence.

Oo shit here comes johanco!!!

by Themeda November 22, 2021

johanima

This type of friend is craziest of the group of friendships. This girl will make your day even ten times better, rather than she real talks you but she’s on the point. You’ll regret if you let go of her. She’s loyal to her bsf. This girl is your backup when you fight somebody, just call her name and she got you. And she’s so funny without even doing anything, but don’t mess with her when she’s not in the mood.

A friend: my boyfriend cheated on-

Johanima: get my mf purse and guns. Let’s go beat this mf!

by niko777 November 23, 2021

Johanette

Like a fine wine. Classic, and beautiful with a little bit of sass.

She cares about everyrhing and has the softest heart. Usually goes well paired with a Johannes

This Pinotage reminds me of Johanette

by Han_solo23 November 24, 2021

Johan Barker

Johan is the type of guy who would do the homework for you if you asked kindly.

Johan Barker can you help me?

Yes of course share the document with me!

by Barkerlover123 December 13, 2021

Johan Huss Carlsson

A lazy man in Sweden who is mental, eats tons of food, takes pictures of everyone and anything including screenshots, doesn’t care about anyone, wears kids clothes, has tons of money, and laughs at people who are dead

Johan: Yes boy
Anyone: What is this man child also known as a Johan Huss Carlsson doing now
Johan: Does stupid things

by Imakewords1 December 29, 2021