jerry nolan

Very, very good drummer. Drummed for the New York Dolls (replaced Billy Murcia) and Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers among others. Very gorgeous and adorable. Born on the 7th of May 1946 and died on the 14th of January 1992, of bacterial Meningitis. R.I.P.

Person 1: Oh man, Jerry Nolan is just the grooviest.

Person 2: Groovy? More like PURE ROCK N ROLL.

by bambie brown July 30, 2008

jerry magnuson

The inventor of the Posi-Pour. It is commonly found on the tops of liquor bottles in bars and restarunts. The Posi-Pour is a liquor controll method that pours exactly one shot.

Jerry Magnuson invented the Posi-Pour and made a lot of money.

by Jmagnus July 30, 2008

jerry-rigability

The ability or potential ability of something to be jerry-rigged; the extent to which something can be jerry-rigged, MacGyvered, yankee-doodled, wham-boozled, hanky-pankied, sauteed or flambe'd.

Jerry: Hey MacGyver, what do you reckon the jerry-rigability is of this here tore up half-a-motorcycle?

MacGyver: Hard to say Jerry... but give me your belt, a tennis racket, those shoes, a watermelon and that child's balloon animal over there and we'll find out!

by HARRYKAHKENBOLZ June 18, 2009

jarryd hayne

Jarryd Hayne has always dreampt of becoming a professional clitoris wrestler

Jarryd Hayne bit ones clitoris off.

Hey baby, you wanna hayne plane me?

by Sirbuyukyarrak November 22, 2018

Jerry Loja

Jerry is a really nice guy to have around he smart and talented but only at one thing. he is emotionally weak so treat him nicely. He amazing and get what he wants all the times

Look at Jerry Loja let go talk to him. Jerry Loja is so smart and talented maybe he can help us.

by Ben1eo101 January 14, 2019

Jerry sprinkler

When a woman masturbates to Jerry Springer’s show and becomes wet.

Jerry Springer (on the show)- And how does this make you feel, Natasha”

Karen (watching his show at home) -“OHH JERRY THAT FEELS AMAZING AAAGGGHHHH YOU GAVE ME A JERRY SPRINKLER”

by wetpusst101 July 7, 2019

Jerrydick

An unexpected, surprisingly positive trait or quality, often secret, that is had by someone who is disproportionately negative, average or lackluster.

The term is an omage to the character “Jerry Gergitch” from the mockumentary series Parks and Rec who is mercilessly mocked and disrespected by everyone, but is revealed later on to have an incredibly large penis.

Tom has to be the biggest moron I’ve ever met, but his Jerrydick is that he’s an incredible guitar player.

by Mercynary(kik) March 24, 2019