John

He isn't the most attractive man in the world but he makes up for it in the bedroom/kitchen/couch. he has the one of the most beautiful eyes in the world. he doesn't lie nor does he dog the boys, but on the odd occasion he does doggy-style the ladies. he is a ladies man. he has the most charm ever. he has a huge dick. he is good at basketball, drawing and ladies.

Girl: He has such a huge Dick, it makes sense though cause he's a John

by Janie22Janie November 7, 2016

John

John is that nerdy/ socially awkward kid but has friends that talks about old memes and weird memes like dinosaurs or moths.

John stared at me when his was in the trees.

by Typed May 10, 2019

John

Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In the twenties he’ll marry a girl who’s name will start with a K, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods. Probably Adirondacks

Kar: johns so hot omg
Friend: yas bitch

by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019

John

a guy who is handsome and intellegent. Great at football ladykiller and has kevin hart sense of humor.

that lame kid can never be a JOHN.

Sometimes darren can be a real JOHN if he wanted too.

by PlatypusSquirrel November 10, 2013

John

A guy who gives you no attention. Overweight and extremely obsessed with video games. Will probably turn gay and live in his parents basement for the rest of his life. Don't date john, he'll treat you like he doesn't know you.

I dated a john and will regret it for the rest of my life.

by magicflash May 28, 2016

John

Irish God of Sarcasim- fabled to be the most sarcastic deity of any civilization. John could kill a an army of men with a sarcastic comment. Stories tell of John having such a horrid reputation for ruining lives with his sarcasm. That is why the common day toilet is also called a "john"..

Tim: Why is that person always sarcastic?
Bill: Oh they worship John.

by sharpiedeathray August 29, 2013

John

A lax bro that never remembers or gets names right.
normally blonde with a high rank of flow.

John

by dogluvr412 January 1, 2012