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Jessica Simpson

The poster child for abortion. If the conservatives could just see the slight possibility that aborting a fetus prevents another blonde bimbo from starting a singing career, they would quit bombing clinics.
That fucking Pizza Hut commercial with the winged buffalo.
by varietylevel13 May 2, 2004
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Jessica Harp

One half of The Wreckers (with Michelle Branch) a kickass songwriter and guitar player with a beautiful voice.
"I want to bring something new new to the pop sound. I want to bring some rock back a little bit, bring some new aspects and I want to get people back into writing their own music again.. playing their own intstruments." Jessica Harp
by Traylen November 7, 2005
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Jessica Nigri

She is a very, very hot cosplayer, gaming personality, interviewer, spokesmodel, and comic book enthusiast. She has been spotted at Comic-Con ever since 2009, in San Diego. She's the essence of every gamer's wet dream. Hot, blonde, and an avid fan of Final Fantasy and of the like. Did I mention she's hot as fuck? :D
Jessica Nigri is so hot...damn I hate being a virgin.
by Mr. Sprottsweiler lolz July 26, 2011
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smells like sarah jessica parker in here

when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.
Carl: so what do you think of my room?

you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.
by DeathTheFlamingReaper August 22, 2011
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Jessica

she is a girl, that has a nasty ass attitude. She smells like fish and she is very rude to everyone.
by theoldperson October 18, 2019
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Jessica Chobot

An attractive female member of IGN that plays video games and gamers fantasize about her because something about hot gamer girls turns them on for some weird reason. Gamers leave comments on youtube videos saying how much they would like to bone the lights out of her. As weird as the people are who make these sexist, desperate comments, I would....she is pretty hot!
Jessica Chobot took a picture of herself licking a psp and it gave all the nerdy gamers a boner so now she is half famous.
by InAndAroundYourMouth May 9, 2011
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jessica

A girl who's dog ate my grandmother.
person 1: "oh shit Jessica's dog just ate my grandma!!!"
person 2: "Jessica needs to discipline her pets!"
by grandson of dead grandmother August 15, 2017
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