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judge

A pompous old fart who sits in a high chair and dishes out sentences like there's no tomorrow. The idea is to beg for your life otherwise the judge will give you a harsher penalty. Usually this proves useless and the judge screws you over anyway.
by Fuck the law February 12, 2006
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judge

The unmerciful uncivilized unfair pieces of shit they hire in the so-called "judicial system" which is about the biggest crock of shit there is out there.

Judges are pansies, often punishing the innocent and letting the guilty walk free. That's why nobody has faith in the judicial system anymore. You're better off to take the law into your own hands.

Ever been to divorce court? The judge almost always hears out the womans side of the case and totally ignores the mans side.

In most cases 99% of the time the woman is fucking gold digging bitch looking to milk the innocent man of all he's worth and then some. When the man talks of how he can't handle it because he doesn't make that much the judge throws the book at the guy, often holding him in contempt and telling him how he's a deadbeat because he can't afford to fund his soon to be ex wifes luxurious lifestyle with her new man that she was cheating on her faithful soon to be ex husband to start with.
Judges are pussy ass pansies that will one day be judged themsevles by God before they burn in hell next to all the layers.
by Judge ass kicker January 3, 2007
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me: "you guys are judgemental yo!"
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Conservative aka lamer term for Judges which interpret all the laws therefore disagree with conservatives.
1) Segregation in the 1950s and 60s.

2) Activist Judges are trying to change the good old boy way of life.
by James king November 17, 2004
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Jeder

The best asian kid, in Cali<3

To charm girls.
jeder ugly,jeder pretty,jeder beautiful
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