Jonesed

when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.

1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?

by googalewski August 26, 2019

Jameses

A 'james' is a punctuation mark similar to an apostrophe (`).

It is used at the end of a word to denote laughable homosexuality or bisexuality (fagginess).

Hmm. Liberace` is a strange name.

Oh look! Elton John` is on television.

So, have you been winning arguments with Death_Slammer` recently?

by Infinik March 2, 2004

jonesed up

pumped up, excited and wanting to do something. Example: On the TV series "Fast & Loud" he was about to buy an old lifted van & he asked Aaron what he thought and then he said "You're all jones up, you're gonna sleep in this thing tonight".

I'm all jonesed up to go racing.

by Jonesed Up September 25, 2013

Janser

Janser is usually a boy who gets mad at absolutely everything , and who gets pressed by 9th graders frequently

"Aye janser you just got pressed"

by What'sthatinyoursockmycock June 15, 2017

janease

A smart and amazing girl. Sometimes has a rude attitude but is all around a great person.

Janease is so sweet, even though she yelled at the teacher this morning.

by cool and awesome beans October 12, 2017

jaeseo

Jaeseo or more commonly 0zone, is a very short lover. He only likes short white girls and would never date anyone 3 inches taller then him (over 4 feet ). his massive shlong is almost too much for his short girls, but just enough.

he is such a jaeseo

by hitlerdidnothingwrong234 January 15, 2018

jansey

A category of gay porn usually bareback, 1 dude is guest, and usually 7+ dudes cum on face, then they all fuck him & shoot on his asshole.
Santas little freak elf is excited to be the next bukkake guest for facial full.

That 7 year old jansey could not giz himself with normal porn

by ty603815 May 4, 2018