Jake

The man with the biggest penis on the planet

Jake has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen

by Yup mate April 9, 2021

"Joliet" Jake Blues

Jake Blues, the elder of the two Blues Brothers, was imprisioned for five years, for holding up a gas station to cover the band's room service tab in a gig in Tijuana. He was released on parole after three years, for good behaviour, and was picked up by his brother, Elwood. After a fully religious experience, he decided to put the band back together, to raise money, and to pay the taxes on the orphanage in which he and Elwood grew up. He was played by John Belushi, who died before Blues brothers 2000 came out.

"Sell me your children!"
"Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke."
"The BAAAND!"
"You traded the Bluesmobile for a MICROPHONE? ... I can see that."

Holy crap, "Joliet" Jake Blues did all his own dancing.

by RoboTribble May 6, 2006

Jake Paul

A complete bimbo who makes shit music,and says 'it's everyday bro' if that doesn't make you gag I don't know what will....Team ten is a 'company' full with untalented morons who think England is a city it couldn't get anymore retarded then that

"Have you heard Jake Paul's song"
"Ya it's fucking shit"

by Bambibacklizard August 20, 2017

Jake Paul

A Talentless Youtuber.

A True Garbage's little brother.

King of retards.

England is his city.

Jake Paul is making another shitty click bait video.

by c00ki3s July 4, 2017

Jake from state farm

An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else.

Person 1: What's your name?
Jake: Jake
Person 1: Oh, like Jake from State Farm?
Jake: No, fuck you.

by you've got werms August 2, 2016

Jake Paul

The ugliest,untalented,lying,clickbating,brainless,cheating man alive!

"Im going deaf:("
"Why?What happened!"
"I listened to Jake Paul's "music" and my ears blead"

by clout.gang September 19, 2017

Jake

likes roblox sex

pedo Jake

by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020