Jobsless

The state of a company after having lost its iconic spiritual leader who is trusted and admired by its employees. A corporation's equivalent of the individual's plight of being forsaken and bereft during economic downturns - both evoking the same magnitude of gloom, jitteriness and deflated morale.

Bob: "It's official - Steve is no longer at the helm, as of today. From now on we can only hope our ship doesn't hit the rocks in this fog".

Tom: "Yeah, it sucks to be Jobsless, it's like suddenly having to trust a rookie replacement surgeon with cutting open your brain."

by Saudade January 16, 2009

jobsecuring

The act of securing your job by writing code that only the writer can read.

I looked at this code for 10 seconds and new immediately, Jason's been jobsecuring again!

by Word Guy March 17, 2005

jobstore

a store that sells jobs

wanna go buy a new job down at the jobstore?

by tree dragon socks August 7, 2006

jobslobber

a suck up, like a teachers pet in school, or hanging on the boss's nuts to be on their good side

Josh: did you see mary in math class?
Paul: She is such a jobslobber

by SoOriginal February 4, 2010

jobsbody

One whose bodily physique clearly reflects their line of work.

"See that fat bastard working in the pie shop? He's a right jobsbody."

by Snakebite October 11, 2013

Jobsband

Whenever a woman commits 100 percent of her time to her job and career and doesn't make time for a significant other, she basically has a "jobsband". Common with childless females with multiple degrees on the wall, a good paying job that she works 90+ hours a week and no spouse to share her life woth.

I don't need NO man, I got a Jobsband.

by xzybit December 4, 2017

jobslob

an individual who spends their time at work wishing they were somewhere else, who shares no interest in the purpose of their role and who generally doesn't give a f*ck.

Simon never pulls his weight at work, he is such a jobslob.

by jobslobblog June 28, 2018