Jake

Jake from state farm

Jake wears some nice khakis.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

jake

Is the most savagest man you will ever meet, he has many friend's and every one want's to know him overall he is an amazing man.

Hey it's Jake I wish I knew him just go ask him.

by JJ de B0SS May 28, 2018

Jake

The sexiest man you will ever see he also plays with this ginger neek whom is also a squeaker called quexey and is the boyfriend of the most handsome ritz

Jake your family tree is looking nice on my timeline!

by Ritzy Boi December 20, 2020

Jake

Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom

Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Jake

Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.

Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck

by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021

Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.

Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.

by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023

Jake

Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.

Jake and I hung out the other day and he is so funny and sweet.

by Varmint110 August 24, 2019