Clinton, Iowa

We all have aids and drugs. Come join us!

Made by a Clinton, Iowa native

by Yourdaddy321 January 19, 2020

Iowa

Aka Idaho, used when you want to keep amazing places in the potato land hush hush.

Fucking rad pow day in Iowa today!

by Wittyruss February 4, 2020

Iowa

That place you forget about and when asked about you just think of corn

Entertainer: Where are yall from?
Jeff: Oh were from Iowa
Entertainer: Where?

by Blitzomet September 23, 2019

Iowa

He'll but worse

Person one: hey you wanna go to Iowa

Person two: fuck no

by anonymous July 3, 2022

iowa

An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.

Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.

by anonymous January 21, 2022

Colfax, Iowa

The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!

Have you ever been to Colfax, Iowa? You have? Fuck man I feel bad for you.

by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020

Malvern,Iowa

Malvern, Iowa a shitty small town full of incest families. Where STDs are spread through the air. Where their educating is fake news. And where the drama is always poppin. This town is filled with drug addicts and farmers. They might be putting the food on the table but it’s Guaranteed laced with something. The town where people get hit by trains and where the fair ground is the best place to get fucked! They also have the most expensive food because they are some good town. So go on ahead. Go stop at Malvern,Iowa.

I just got fucked in Malvern,Iowa by my Cousin.

by GwoodInTheHouse! May 26, 2018