no investigation required

the act of telling someone to chill out with the questions

Me: Yo i met this mad nice girl yesterday

Person: What's her name? What school does she go to? Where does she live?

Me: Yo chill no investigation required

by jdsos March 16, 2009

youthful indiscretion

Youthful Indiscretion(s); lack of judgement.

His decision to dye his hair orange a day before his first job interview was merely a youthful indiscretion.

by Small kine broke da mouth March 1, 2016

zonie invasion

a period of time (usually spring break or summer) where thousands of Arizonians/Arizona State students flock to the beach towns in San Diego California (usually Pacific or Mission) and greatly annoy/amuse the natives of the local community. The most belligerantly drunk of them usually get knocked-the-fuck-out by a local resident at some point during their trip.

beach native 1: "damn its zonie invasion right now..."
beach native 2: "I know, they need to go back to zonie land"

by pbroots March 30, 2011

Full Scale Invasion

When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time.

Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

invest

invest- to carry out. the act to doing something and puting time into.

yo dawg lets invest in that party this weekend.

Yo guy wanna invest in some herbs?

by looks August 4, 2003

Invisible Shit

The event that occurs when one takes a dump, and upon standing to flush the toilet cannot see the recently disposed waste. Usually happens when a larger dump is taken.

John was coming over to see a movie, but he took an invisible shit and thinks that toilet leprechauns are after his feces.

by KenyaEast January 25, 2009

invisibility

The power or ability to become invisible. Most frequently occurs in Fantasy or Science Fiction. However, vitally important objects that you need in Real Life are some times empowered with invisibility when you need them most desperately.

Keeborn have the power of invisibility.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004