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Infinity .5

a mathematical term meaning: half of infinity that goes on infinatly but its only half of what you perseve even though it still goes infinatly. meaning even though its half of infinity it still goes infinatly so can be treated the same ^--^
1/2 (insert infinity symbol) x antiquity = you got one HELL of problem.
by Ashleii December 1, 2002
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infinity-wank

The infinity-wank is when you wank to a video of yourself wanking, then film it.

Then you can watch that video so you would be pleasuring yourself while watching yourself pleasure yourself.

You are free to choose how many layers deep you go. That's one of the rights afforded to you as a human and truly is the joy of the infinity-wank.
I'm really pleased with my new camera, it makes it really easy to do the infinity-wank
by Stjube January 22, 2014
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Infinity

Basically a number that makes 1 quintillion quintillions look invisible that isn't even a number.
Infinity must be huger than huge can ever be huge
by Quantum_Destroyer_1337 June 12, 2015
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Infinity Calculator

Imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person's incapacity in completing a technical task. A secondary function of the term's use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.
Brendan: How do you get the final answer in this problem?

Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.

Brendan: What? Where's that?

Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!
by whatahw January 2, 2010
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InfinityFalse

When something doesn't go on forever. It may go on forever, but its false. But it really does go on forever.
"That statement was infinityfalse"
by Bioboy98 November 27, 2016
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Infinity and beyonder

When you someone tells you they love you infinity and beyond you can say “I love you infinity and beyonder” mean that you have the most
someone: I love you infinity and beyond
you: well i love you infinity and beyonder
by thecarlover981 June 17, 2021
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No u plus infinity

The no u that can’t be beat ever unless ur actually god
Mean boi: ur gay

Me: no u
Mean boi: no u plus 1
Me: NO U PLUS INFINITY

mean boi: 😮
by Big blunts boi420420 April 11, 2019
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