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Insert!

when slightly tipsy and attempting to convince osemone that everyoen wants to have sex with her, this is the PERFECT term. by yelling "insert" over and over, she will finally believe that guys want her. damn taht bitch.
Person 1: god guys, no one likes me.
Person 1: god guys, no one likes me.
Person 2 looks at Person 3
Both recite: insert! INSERT INSERT in the ****!!
Person 1: fine fine fine. so they all want me. let's go get some more vodka.
by adksfds November 9, 2006
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Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T
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