intoxisnitch

To turn someone in while drunk when you wouldn't have done so sober. Not to beconfused with snitchoxicted, which is to be intoxicated on the power of snitching.

Gayle: That mother-fucker Greg left the water cooler empty for the last time, I'm writing his boss an email right now.

Taylor: Are you sure you aren't intoxisnitching him? You've had two long islands already. I just don't want you to regret this Monday.

Gayle: I don't care if I am intoxisnitching him, at least it'll get done this time instead of me just letting it happen like I always do.

by thehumble1-one February 24, 2010

Intoxitext

-noun
1. an SMS message sent while under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicating substance; drunk texting
2. any text with typographical errors in it that would suggest intoxication of the sender

-verb
2. to send a drunk text

I didn't realize how many intoxitexts I sent last night until I woke up this morning.
These intoxitexts you're sending me don't make any sense.
I've got to stop intoxitexting every time I go out or people will start judging me.

by eamongorin September 12, 2010

Intoxitweeting

To act of tweeting while drunk.

I'm such an idiot! I was intoxitweeting from the bar the other night and tweeted something totally stupid to my boss/coworker/love interest.

by AmyGuth December 21, 2010

intoxivacation

The occasional recreational use of large amounts of intoxicants in order to engage in escapism from troublesome or unpleasant aspects of your life. Particularly appropriate for a person who perhaps is technically considered to be abusing the drug, but is otherwise functional the rest of the time.

I'm not a pothead. I smoke like four times a year. Yes, I smoke half an ounce each time, but it's not like I can fly off to Cancun for the cost of half an ounce. It's my intoxivacation.

by TickleMeFuckhead January 22, 2011

Intoxicatedness

A state and feeling beyond being under the influence of alcahol usually borderline unconsiousness. A space like feeling of comninations of mind alterating substances.

I am the spawn of my parents drunken intoxicatedness

by DJ R. Magnum (aka. VOID ZERO) June 1, 2011

intoxifurred

Being drunk and high at the same time.

let's get intoxifurred tonight

by shawtyred June 20, 2011

intoxicuted

Drinking so much alcohol that a dude or chick is passable as being cute.

I got so intoxicuted that every body in the bar was looking cute.

by missadream October 16, 2011