Friend: Yo dude, you heard about Marco? Whaddya think?
You having Palin Moment: ??????
Teacher: What was the purpose of the Edict of Nantes? Joe, you haven't had your hand up in while.
Joe having Palin Moment: ????????
Katie Couric: "Can you give any specific examples in McCain's 26 years of pushing for more regulation."
Sarah Palin having Palin Moment: ?????????
You having Palin Moment: ??????
Teacher: What was the purpose of the Edict of Nantes? Joe, you haven't had your hand up in while.
Joe having Palin Moment: ????????
Katie Couric: "Can you give any specific examples in McCain's 26 years of pushing for more regulation."
Sarah Palin having Palin Moment: ?????????
by Bilberry January 13, 2009
Get the Palin Momentmug. Babe, can I steal a hug from you?
But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !
Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !
Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
by Babe01! June 15, 2017
Get the Stolen momentsmug. The shittiest metal core band in Massachusetts. Band members consisting of Vibhor Sharma as vocalist, Peter as guitarist, Kevin Landers as bassits and main fatass, JV as second guitarist, and Conor Deer as drums. With cheesy tag line "Girl you DTF?" this band screams immature, literally! The band was formed in 2010. Their first song released on Myspace was titled 'Places Where You Shouldn't Get Poison Ivy'. The band somehow manages to book many shows across New England. Though defeat and cancellations because venue owners don't want "goth faggots" playing, AMOC finds a way. If you do see them live, prepare to be let down. Their songs on Myspace are so auto tuned that they sound nothing like represented. Also expect to be insulted and in tears for lack of better music.
Person A: Yo man, want to hit up a concert tonight?
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity is playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity is playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.
by massachusettsman January 20, 2011
Get the A Moment Of Claritymug. /rěst'rōōm'•mō'mənt/ n. A euphemism for diarrhea; a socially acceptable alternative to terms like the shits, hershey squirts and the runs.
Mr. Officer, I realize I was speeding, but I need to get home because I'm about to have a restroom moment! Oops, too late.
by Matt*ee October 21, 2009
Get the restroom momentmug. When Jon (_han.personal_) starts mentioning how he supports terrorists just because they're anti-Zionist
by mingmoment January 19, 2019
Get the Jon Momentmug. A term used when a woman does something foolish in a way that is unique to female behavior.
Woman moments are often attempts at garnering attention, but it can refer to any irrational feminine behavior, such as shit tests.
Usage is universal, but woman moments are easier to spot on the internet, resulting in posts mocking their behavior while not explicitly referring to it as a woman moment.
Other terms following the "X Moment" have also been created, such as Reddit Moment. Usage of these words is identical within the context of their respective moment.
Woman moments are often attempts at garnering attention, but it can refer to any irrational feminine behavior, such as shit tests.
Usage is universal, but woman moments are easier to spot on the internet, resulting in posts mocking their behavior while not explicitly referring to it as a woman moment.
Other terms following the "X Moment" have also been created, such as Reddit Moment. Usage of these words is identical within the context of their respective moment.
Woman: *post a photo in a car enthusiasts group, showing off her new car. In the photo, she is leaning against the car while wearing her tightest clothing, her ass sticking out.
Reply #1: "I lost."
Reply #2: "WOMAN MOMENT"
Woman: *rejects guy*
Guy: "I understand. Bye"
Woman: "wtf why didn't he try harder?"
Observer: "??? Woman Moment"
Reply #1: "I lost."
Reply #2: "WOMAN MOMENT"
Woman: *rejects guy*
Guy: "I understand. Bye"
Woman: "wtf why didn't he try harder?"
Observer: "??? Woman Moment"
by snоw January 3, 2022
Get the Woman Momentmug. a nigga moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like niggas. nigga moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve guns. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. the police see two niggas with their guns drawn, and open fire. nigga moments are the third biggest killer, behind pork chops and F.E.M.A. white people are unaffected seeing as they think they are too good for it.
one of the common misconceptions is that it can be avoided by avoiding every nigga. but niggas are crafty, they will find you. they are always around the corner. something every nigga moment needs is a serious nigga. also nyeuggahs may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. a blind old guy has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a dumb crazy old blind man. of course, if you are white, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of male african americans will fight the man. maybe he is beggining to resist the urge to indulge in a nigga moment. but then the crazy black guy stomps his brand new shoe. thats a big problem seeing as six out of 10 nigga moments involve a sneaker in some way. most are nikes. now the black male is forced to do something, his new shoe has been defiled.
one key to nigga moments is how they sart. certaint things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a nigga moment. it is a serious problem.
people enjoy watching niggas act stupid. its fun. private nigga moments shame you. public nigga moments shame everyone.
finally, nigga moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
one of the common misconceptions is that it can be avoided by avoiding every nigga. but niggas are crafty, they will find you. they are always around the corner. something every nigga moment needs is a serious nigga. also nyeuggahs may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. a blind old guy has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a dumb crazy old blind man. of course, if you are white, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of male african americans will fight the man. maybe he is beggining to resist the urge to indulge in a nigga moment. but then the crazy black guy stomps his brand new shoe. thats a big problem seeing as six out of 10 nigga moments involve a sneaker in some way. most are nikes. now the black male is forced to do something, his new shoe has been defiled.
one key to nigga moments is how they sart. certaint things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a nigga moment. it is a serious problem.
people enjoy watching niggas act stupid. its fun. private nigga moments shame you. public nigga moments shame everyone.
finally, nigga moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
i was involved in a nigga moment last week. a dude spilled a 40 on my shoes. so i killed that mother. dumb asse. thats how i roll.
by arch king 89 December 28, 2005
Get the nigga momentmug.