When you hit an animal with the front / back of your car and blood splatters on the car, the animal has become bumper ketchup.
Person 1: Dude was that a rabbit you just hit?
Person 2: Meh, it's bumper ketchup now.
Person 1: It'll be a bastard to clean off though...
Person 2: Meh, it's bumper ketchup now.
Person 1: It'll be a bastard to clean off though...
by Exce$$ May 16, 2008
Get the Bumper Ketchupmug. Slang, used by farmers situated in Northumberland to describe the deposit left on their penis once removed from a Donkey's mouth.
Steve's Mam: Fook Steve, wots all dat snot on ye bed sheets?
Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook
Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook
by Cobs July 16, 2003
Get the green ketchupmug. In order to perform this, you will need the following. A super size order of fries with extra salt, and a menstrating woman. Isert the fries into bloody vagina, hinch the (ketchup) and then you eat the fries out of vagina. enjoy!
David took stacy to the McDonalds for dinner. While they were there she told him she was on the rag. She then told him she would let him give her a birmingham booty call if he gave her ketchup and fries. David loves extra ketchup!
by Mrs. Captain Hero January 28, 2008
Get the ketchup and friesmug. When you go to a fast-food restaurant and fill those little white cups with ketchup then you and your friends drink them. The person who can survive the most ketchup shots without needing a drink or throwing up wins.
by cooldude736539 August 12, 2011
Get the Ketchup shotsmug. The act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon...usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.
Example 1)
Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....
Example 2)
Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch
Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....
Example 2)
Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch
by #ketchupsmooch January 19, 2016
Get the Ketchup Smoochmug. When harry was putting his cock in sallys buns, kate asked them if they wanted some cock ketchup with those buns
by Sliky vagina August 14, 2010
Get the Cock Ketchupmug. She didn’t want to have sex because she was on her period so I said excuse me ma’am are you just talking about sex ketchup that’s just extra lube!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 24, 2019
Get the sex ketchupmug.