poles itchin

basically when you are itchin to use your pole

"the opps are instigating, get me my strap rn asf"

"ong, poles itchin" -ian kim

by kevuhh May 12, 2022

Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.)

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.

I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.

by sobonate December 10, 2012

my pp itch

Legendary move. Especially what it does it paralyzes the enemy, and hypnotizes the enemy in area within 1,196km. Those who use it their pps will grow exactly 1.24m, to overconfident the enemy. Doubles your strength,speed,resistance. Very good move

person 1: my pp itch
person 2:oh fuck
person 2: fucking dies

by ni u bivalvos April 19, 2019

My balls are itchy

Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy

Me: im going to sleep now baby goodnight 🥺
Damian: UGHHH FUCK MY BALLS ARE ITCHY

by Damo_got_itchyballs July 1, 2021

itchers

Slang term for narcotic painkillers (Vicodin, Percocet, Percodan, Norco, Lortab, Oxycodone, Oxycontin) because of the "itchy" effect the pills can create. (More frequent at high doses)

Can you score any itchers? My back is all jacked up!
No I don't have any itchers right now just some bunk ass muscle relaxers.

by MustangGT September 24, 2005

itchy starfish

to have a very itchy anal passage (close examination reveals that your anal area is not unlike a starfish)hence

f*@k i have a very itchy starfish

by john scotland June 11, 2008

itchb

1. alternative for bitch. 2. a person who behaves stupidly.

Joe: Hey Ryan, when are you going to make it to the party?
Ryan: Oh, sorry I'm saying this two hours late but i cannot make it.
Joe: You itchb.

by itchbasallday December 11, 2011