HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

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Hypers Hangout

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Person A:What is Hypers Hangout
Person B:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by pplridots March 13, 2022

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Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field

The superpower of one of the guys on the Doom Patrol.

Hym "Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field is not a real thing.... Is it?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2023

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Hyper

me.

a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.

Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile

Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

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hyper bisexual

Avidly seeks sexual adventures with men and women.

My roommate is so hyper bisexual he has three cock rings.

by Larn April 21, 2018

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Hyper Jelqing

The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!

Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.

by Sketchy white van 69 December 6, 2024

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