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Hung Like a Hamster

Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.
Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!
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Hung Dong 

An asian supermarket, commonly referred to as Hung Dong Supermarket.. Sells noodles.. rice.. and other asian stuff. They also sell potatoes and carrots. Wide selection of.. stuff..
Asian dude #1 - "My mom tell me go buy some rice."
Asian dude #2 - "I alway buy my rice from dat store, Hung Dong.."
Asian dude #1 and #2 in unison-"LET GO HUNG DONG AND PARTY!!"
*Flys away hand in hand*
Hung Dong by HungDongFoo. November 6, 2007
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/noun/ 1.)Crazy-fake-Kung-Fu-martial-arts-type stuff that you see in a movie, where the actors are obviously suspended from wires. (aka wire fu but if you call it that you're lame.)

/verb/ 2.)unleashing some serious whup-ass on someone that is so horrific it's as if you had some skills in magic or were suspended by wires like they are doing in all those movies now.
1.)Yo, did you see that movie with all that crazy Hung Fu shit?! They was all fightin' in the tree tops, and then this asian chick was like 'damn, I can't defeat you' and she flew on outta there with a quickness.

2.) I don't know what happened?! Sebastian called this dude's girl a skank-ho, so the dude spun around, jumped like ten feet in the air, and landed a kick to the side of his jaw. Sebastian is dead now, that was some serious Hung Fu shit. I feel bad for Sebastian's parents, his face was pretty much destroyed and they can't even have an open casket funeral for him now.

hung by the nuts

The women hung the man by his nuts.
hung by the nuts by Nitemare January 18, 2003

hung like a killer whale 

Used to describe someone with an unusually large penis or with one the size of a killer whale.
Whoa!, you're hung like a killer whale!

Hung out to dry 

To crucify someone. To hang someone out to dry on a cross.
That goof needs to be hung out to dry.
Hung out to dry by Emdee Emmay June 22, 2019

Hung Like a Hamster

When a males genitalia is approximately the size of a hamster aka. very small. When said to girls on the street in a heckling manner this term will lead to laughter and chicks love doing it with funny guys.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

Tip: This term is most effective when said in some sort of sequence with "Hey ladies, I have good game!" See: I Have Good Game here on Urban Dictionary for more details.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Thats neat.
Dude 1: No seriously, I have good game!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!