HONKEY

A very, very formal way of saying sexy. Other Forms: Honk, Honkified, Hankey, Hank.

David makes me Honkey for him.
Charles has honkified my penis.
BRENDEN MAKES ME HANKEY! BRENDEN MAKES ME HANKEY!
Are you feeling the honk, Mr. Boceephus?
Cody has the BIG hank.

by Brenden poop December 5, 2020

Honkey

That neighbor who’s always sitting on their key fob and/or always checking that their car is locked.

3:00 am wife: what’s that noise

Husband: probably just the honkey next door locking their car.

by Annoyed neighbor March 6, 2021

Hooneyschmank

When you’re fucking a girl doggy style and your balls slap against her thighs

“Fuck man I had a real big hooneyschmank last night and now my balls are so sore”

by jizzman2012 April 17, 2021

honkey education

college/higher education

"Go on and get you that honkey education, you might be big some day"

by Mr Roachclip October 16, 2021

Honkey

A nice way to greet a non-poc friend.

“Hey Logan wassup my honkey”

by Nas pull hoes January 30, 2022

honkey

A town full of stupid honkeys. normally a small country town

This town is the most honkey town i’ve ever seen.
hey, brad remember when we went to that honkey town last summer?

by joe cowman January 6, 2022

Honkey

A white man, who propositions prostitutes, across the border-streets of black neighborhoods, because he's to scaredy to proceed as if he was an actual man.

Synonymous with adjectives like "Fragile", "Snowflake", or "Bitch-ass"

Black Neighborhood Resident #1: What's all that car honkin' goin' on for like ... a solid half-hour?
Black Neighborhood Resident #2: Another bitch-ass honkey tryna get 'is dick wet.

by Grandalf, The Hawnkay May 21, 2022