Homotextuals

When you and a buddy text each other the same thing.

Django: Banchan
Assciated Press: You mean Amitab Bachan?
Yao: you mean Ben Chod?
Darkness: you mean Ben Chod?
Me: You homotextuals!

by ih8fizzix May 9, 2018

Homoterosexual

A bisexual

Boy: Hey dude I'm coming out as a homoterosexual
Boy 2: The heck is that?
Boy: a bisexual
Boy 2: oh

by DewElr May 14, 2019

Homotextual

People who engage in romantic, flirtatious or provocative conversation solely through the use of text messaging

Person 1 asks : "Have you met your ecrush yet?"

Person 2: "No, I think she might be a homotextual"

by pelesiren August 27, 2020

Homotextual

People who lose or lack genuine sexual prowess during face to face interaction but are quite skilled at online flirtation and sexting.

So I noticed that he/she spent the night , did you have a good time?

"Not at all! He/she was such a homotextual I just pretended to fall asleep"

Alternatively : after a prolonged homotextual courtship strictly limited to online interaction , Jeffrey was driven completely mad and took to fucking fresh and ready rotisserie chickens he had stapled photos of his crush to. It came to a tragic end one day when his passions prevented him from waiting until he had even left the grocery store. I hear he's on a list now.

by pelesiren August 27, 2020

Homoter

**A message to all Homophobes**
We hate gays and not fear gays, Homophobic means to fearing Lgbtq+ people but we don’t fear them, we hate them, there is not a word for hating them so that's why i am here, today a new word have been invented and it is Homoter or Homoters in Plural,
Homoter is created with the word "Hater" and "Hunter"
Homosexuality + Hunter or Hater = Homoters.

Dutch: We have a plan to become more Homophobic.
Arthur: You mean Homoter?

by Need For Definition March 24, 2024

Homotechual

A person whose primary emotional or aesthetic attraction is toward technology itself— machine, machines, systems, code, circuitry— not merely as tools, but as objects of fascination, devotion, or even affection.

He claimed he was only upgrading his setup for “performance reasons,” but the candlelit unboxing ceremony made his homotechual tendencies difficult to deny.

by Ballzeigh February 19, 2026

Homotextual

Someone who keeps texting you about gay stuff.

‘You know I’m not a fag, but if you got sent to prison and had to blow guys or get buttfucked to survive, what would you choose? For me it’s a no-brainer.’

‘When did you become such an annoying homotextual?’

by anonymous October 1, 2025