heydorn

A person who is shy and gets creeped on often by many weird guys. She is attracted to short men with curly hair, and bright blue vibrate eyes, who typically resemble hobits. She may also be attracted to men who pull a waggle, as defined by urban dictionary.

Dang, that chicks hitting on Frodo, she's a heydorn?

by IAN WAGGDADDY waggles March 26, 2010

headonner

A person (or plural: headonners, people) who does your head in. Or, drives you crazy.

A: *constantly says someone is stupid/fat/ugly etc...*
Other person: *gets their head done in*...You're such a headonner!

by none of September 2, 2008

Hedoneren

To seek physical pleasure in the form of drugs, sex and alcohol. The clean mindstate of simple joy and appriciation of life and the world.

"Hey man, how about we go hedoneren at the beach with the other guys next saturday?"

by Jelle June 28, 2007

headonked

Headonked is the process of performing oral sex or foreplay with a man's sexual organs (including transvestites).

There are a few different forms of the work headonk

1. headonk
2. headonked
3. headonking

How was the headonking last night?

Dude, last night my girl gave me the best headonk ever!

Last night my girld headonked me not once but twice!

by Juan Pierre January 21, 2008

headdog

An occurrence of one's head coming into contact with a dog, usually with force.
Instances where a headdog is necessary: frustration, drunkenness, humor, etc.

Guy: GAWWD, I AM SEWWWW DRUNK!!!!! *headdog*
Dog: D:<

by Kantatzu August 7, 2009

Hendo'ed

Suffering from limp wrists and skinny tie wearing

I met a gentlemen today and he suffered from being hendo'ed

by Neal M January 3, 2011

heidought

a person who lives off the nutrients found in feces.

This heidought cant wait to go look in the toliet for some poopy.

by harry butter April 20, 2011