hamlet

hamlet is a distinguished fellow, typically a nerd with superiority issues. however, he is hella christian and halal. hes very obsessed with grammar and plays trumpet. according to his coworker, he is wednesday adam's little brother. he can be reserved and glum sometimes, probably because he works at a bar and hates the russians that binge drink there. did i mention he is armo af? he wishes he lived in the 5th century because he's too classy for this current armageddon time period for the world. he hates qyartus but is secretely a qyartu due to his overuse of "💋"

overall, hamlet is a strange intellectual fellow.

damn hamlet just blocked me for the wrong use of grammar

by arachgitem February 4, 2023

hampter bawls

bawls of a hampter

guy: guess what

dude: what
guy: hampter bawls

by mike_oxlong657 August 1, 2023

Debra Hampton

A person who everyone wants to know. A person who is good humored and fun to be around. A person who is a tiger in bed and a kitten at work. Very mysterious.

I wish I were like Debra Hampton, she is the best.

by DooLittle1777 February 5, 2010

jackie hampton

Jackie isawesome at being a auntie friend and sister she is a very strong woman but wants to feel better about herself and also wants to look better for herself . she doesn't care what other people say she's her own boss and plus she love dancing but hasn't done it in a while . she cares for her family but doesn't like helping all the time. She has daughters who love her and sons who help her. She has been hurt but she has moved on from that . she is a boss no matter what but she strives to be normally beautiful she wants her old life back. U know her young life

Jackie hampton is beautiful and has nice hair.

by nytg January 21, 2015

East Hampton, CT

A small town in Connecticut known for creating bells. The only real historic thing other than an old schoolhouse is the Bevin Bell factory, of which burned to the ground. Due to the town bring know for bells, it's highschoolers are known as "Bellringers". East Hampton has a Facebook page known as "Let's Talk East Hampton" of which people just argue. The Facebook page has also been known to censor accounts who they disagree with them. The towns relax spot is an irradiated lake known as Lake pocotopaug where the lifeguards don't do their job correctly. During July, the town holds its annual old homes day festival and parade. It is also home to a miss USA and one of connecticuts Governors, O'Neil. The Redneck population is just a bunch of kids who wear camouflaged NAPA auto parts hats and drive lifted trucks. They only call themselves redneck because they mow their lawns without mommys help and drive ATVs.

Any person: Where are you from?
East Hamptoner: East Hampton
Any person: WOW east Hampton, you must be rich
East Hamptoner: No, East Hampton, CT

by Dank Tellituby April 3, 2019

wade hampton high school

wade hampton high school is so ghetto, people fucking under the bleachers, fighting outside the school, ppl pissing on they self, the be vaping in the bathroom, and sucking dick on the bus”

“you go to wade hampton high school?”

“yea, why”
“that crunchy ass school lmaoo”

by i don’t know hoe November 10, 2021

M’hamed

M’hamed is a charismatic man, with such a cute smile. U can’t know if he is introverted or extraverted or both of them.He can always make you feel Good but when he needs to focus on something with all its soul and might step back and let him do it !
He is a warm hearted and he is a good huger by nature .Don’t miss his HUGS ♥️

If u don’t have a someone to hug you. Get u a M’hamed

by The FairyQueen 90 December 6, 2021