A form of mud butt with the added detriment of swamp ass. It is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.
Man it's so hot out. That bean burrito was a bad choice." "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have gas, but I'm terrified of squirting some hose ass.
by Vaginasaur April 16, 2011
Get the Hose assmug. Semen-penis for short.
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)
by Habouz August 27, 2018
Get the Water-hosemug. One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.
Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.
by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021
Get the Garden hosemug. The intricate act of hopping on one foot while trying to get a sock or hosiery on the other foot. (verb)
by Gadget King January 17, 2011
Get the hose hopmug. I caught my hose hound banging the rookie
That hose hound takes the fire plunge more than Smokey the bear
That hose hound takes the fire plunge more than Smokey the bear
by Rachel Pew Pew April 6, 2020
Get the Hose Houndmug. 
when after receiving a pink sock, the girls ass erupts with explosive diarrhea and the once motionless, dangling, inside-out asshole bursts into an erratic motion resembling an un-manned fire hose
after the fire hose incident the walls were covered in shit. she obtained maximum pressure on the line.
by poocano February 6, 2010
Get the fire hosemug.