an STD that is so contagious you can catch it just by being in the same location with the infected person and breathing their used air.
by NoSleep November 19, 2010
A female, primarily in her late teens to early twenties, that has been with so many dudes that you know she has herpes just by looking at her. There are also undefined smells that come along with these looks that further verify the outbreak.
by hanofx April 27, 2011
A serious disease which is becoming prevalent within the Rockabilly community.
Diagonosis is simple because the pubic hair actually reshapes itself into a 'Pubic Quiff'
Symtoms include.
A strange and itchy rash which causes the victim to gyrate in comical ways.
Thinning head hair (on which the sufferer begins to use excessisve amounts of brylcream in a misguided attempt to maintain an appearance of) (something, no one actually knows).
Expanding side burns.
And overall Fat Boy weight gain.
Also turned up jeans.
There is NO KNOWN CURE.
Diagonosis is simple because the pubic hair actually reshapes itself into a 'Pubic Quiff'
Symtoms include.
A strange and itchy rash which causes the victim to gyrate in comical ways.
Thinning head hair (on which the sufferer begins to use excessisve amounts of brylcream in a misguided attempt to maintain an appearance of) (something, no one actually knows).
Expanding side burns.
And overall Fat Boy weight gain.
Also turned up jeans.
There is NO KNOWN CURE.
Went to a Rockabilly night and whilst gyrating on the dance floor develped a serious itch and a sudden change of VPL (Visible Panty Line)
Upon going to the gents was horrified to find he had contracted a severe case of Rockabilly Herpes and that his pubic hair had reformed it self into a quiff so perfect that he knew that the limp one which he carried on his head would never be able to compete.
Upon going to the gents was horrified to find he had contracted a severe case of Rockabilly Herpes and that his pubic hair had reformed it self into a quiff so perfect that he knew that the limp one which he carried on his head would never be able to compete.
by MickyBalls April 19, 2010
Boy: Hey let's hit up taco bell!
Girl: Ah, Sounds great! I'm feeling 2 herp dongs today
Boy: I'll get the 12 for $10
Girl: Ah, Sounds great! I'm feeling 2 herp dongs today
Boy: I'll get the 12 for $10
by Alstud420 December 22, 2010
Herpes like sores that show up after jerking off to digital images so so much that your penis's skin gets something like a rug burn and might bleed a little. It happens when you jerk off too much and don't use lube.
Dude, I was up till four last night watching internet porno and when I woke up to take a shower I had digital herpes all over the side of my cock.
by Michael Goodrich March 12, 2007
if a guy try's to sop you to ask a question simply say :
"if pigeons carry disease do you think they got something like the pigeon herp?"
he will probably leave you alone due to your stupidity
ALSO:
dont chase that bird you'll get "pigeon herpes"
"if pigeons carry disease do you think they got something like the pigeon herp?"
he will probably leave you alone due to your stupidity
ALSO:
dont chase that bird you'll get "pigeon herpes"
by jazzyishhh January 02, 2011
When a moron says something so stupid you fear you might have become slightly stupider just for having heard it
James H. asked me what the difference between marshmallows and mushrooms was and now I need to get tested for brain herpes
by Betty Thorny November 04, 2010