gunkus

a term used to anoy friends or family. used repetedly and with rhyming words for maximum effect.

hello gunkus. gunkley crunkley. gunkus. nice new hair cut. crunkle. gunkus. etc.

by tookle moon August 11, 2006

gunktah

someone people love to talk about .

and also someone who does not care about talk.

just keep it all the way gunktah like they do..

by ummmm..........k April 26, 2010

gunkyjunky

an infection of the man parts

i had to stay home from school due to the escessive gunkyjunky

by Snoflake Inwinter June 2, 2005

Gunkles

Laughing uncontrollably, sometimes for hours on end. Often results in the person pissing their pants, and or soiling themselves. It is considered a disease by certain countries, with no cure in sight.

First case was discovered in a small town known as Marshfield

Byron: Oh no, I think Maria has the gunkles.

Markie: Oh god, somebody get some air sanitizer and some toilet paper!

by Michael Shmidt March 30, 2009

gunkeren

Gunkeren means that something is another kind of cool, the best way to explain it in English would be to compare it to awesome.
Gunkeren is a word that mostly teenagers use, usually they will be in the meme/gaming community.

Gunkeren kill on that Pharah

by VerifiedMolester April 3, 2017

Gunka

A cute girl with cat ears and a eye patch

Wow, Gunka it's really lovely

by GunkaNye September 21, 2017

gunkday

The day (or several days) at the end of a common cold when your body is being "productive" and clearing out all the gunk and lungbutter. You may or may not be contagious, but folks will definitely steer clear.

Todd: Wow, Elliot should totally have stayed home for gunkday.
JD: Yeah, I always stay home for gunkday. That way I won't make my coworkers sick.
Perry: You make me sick.

by Beryllium October 3, 2017