gunky

The consistency of the matter in your eyes when you wake up from a hard sleep.

When I woke up this morning, my eyes were all gunky.

by D Lu January 17, 2008

gunko

to insert an item into someones colon while they are passed out or asleep. And when they awaken, they are unaware of their condition.

Jim passed out at a rave, so i stuffed taco shells up his ass, and when he woke up he didnt know why his ass hurt.

by Steinwell August 16, 2003

Gunk

A psychedelic new genre of music combining grunge and punk.

Mikey: Turn that shit off bro!
Regis: Fuck you! This is some hardcore gunk shit.
Mikey: Oh really? I'm trippin' balls! Sorry bro, let me get you a beer.

by Ambassador-C May 19, 2008

Gunkle

To epicly fail

You sure Gunkled that dude

You pulled a gunkle

by the ungunkle January 21, 2009

gunka

The crusty stuff in the corner of your eye after sleeping.
Sometimes also referred to as an eye booger.

That guy must have just gotten out of bed, because he still has a gunka in his eye.

by poode dude August 2, 2010

gunkle

when a woman's fat between the gut and ankle all runs together

She has trouble bending down to bowl because of her large gunkle

by Joe January 7, 2004

Guzik

A girl who quiefs on other men, and cheats on you while dating, all day every day.

I heard that girl spencer is a guzik. At least that is what John told me.

by Thecuban December 11, 2012