guide

G.U.I.D.E - Girls using incredible dildos effeciently, after advancing from the camp- fires of being a brownie, one becomes a guide and earns the right to a free vibrator.

by lupo April 9, 2003

guder

To hide one's social or political views behind an innocent facade, usually to avoid a confrontation or to mask unpopular beliefs.

To preserve his candidacy, Derek had to guder his Neo-Nazi leanings.

by Mike Mearls January 19, 2004

guidette

"Guido" and "guidette" are terms that refer, respectively, to males and females active in an Italian American subculture that places emphasis on community and ethnic heritage and highly values family, physical appearance, and forms of entertainment popular in Brooklyn & Staten Island, New York and the New Jersey Shore, like clubbing.

"I'm a guido and she's a guidette, and after dinner with the family we like to party it up at D'Jais, yeeeaaah."

by GGCC December 30, 2009

gurdering

Extreme sport, where one gets a skate board cuts it in half fixes a large bit of wood to it so it is huge , and then is towed behind a car , bike, horse, prostitute at high speeds while kneeling or lying on the board

i went gurdering all the way to the red light district last night

im the best at gurdering

by Chrisomatic November 6, 2006

Gulder

An ulster scots word meaning to shout.

Ulster Scots:
Will ye stap doin tha or yer ma il gulder.
English:
Will you stop ding that or your mum will shout

by Niflernichikifihywy December 29, 2019

Georgia Guidestones

A group of rocks with a message written in twelve languages (notably, this includes English, Sanskrit, and Classical Greek), essentially advocating a world Government. These were erected and funded by an anonymous donor using the pseudonym Robert C. Christian, so we do not know if this is an individual or a representative of a group, and how much power and influence they have.

The "guide" part comes from the content of this message: a list of instructions. The instructions, as in the English inscriptions, are:

1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
2. Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
3. Unite humanity with a living new language.
4. Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
5. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
6. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
7. Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
8. Balance personal rights with social duties.
9. Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
10. Be not a cancer on the Earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.

Person A: The Georgia Guidestones prove that there is at least one person with at least some influence advocating a world government.

Person B: That would be a huge blow to individual liberty! And with a monopolous world government and a digital currency, you would only need a madman in power to instate communism! And since all politicians are pretty much mad anyway, that would not take long!

Person A: Let them try. Let the world crash and burn as communism fails once and for all. Humanity has risen from its own ashes again. We are a cockroach upon nature, and now that we have declared war, we can no longer back down.
A C C E L E R A T E

A C C E L E R A T E

by swntimentoffreedom July 9, 2020

guide dog

A guide dog is an ugly woman who is out on the town with a much nicer looking woman (who has just moved to the town), showing her the local drinking places.

MAN: Alright darling, why dont you lose this guide dog and i'll show you round town!

PRETTY WOMAN: Ok

by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 28, 2007