garner

A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.

She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.

by Jonomatopoeia February 28, 2008

Garneth

A person who is in the interwebs on various forums and games. He's a complete douchebag because he is rude to people quite often, even though they did nothing wrong!

Liam: Hey Garneth what's up?
Garneth: Shut up retard
Liam: Garneth stahp

by RandomPerson111111111 August 26, 2013

Guanasyphaherpalitus

Mixture of the STDs guanaria, syphilis, & herpes.

Oh my god! You slept with those two guys, and your herpes turned into Guanasyphaherpalitus?

by seabeewifey April 28, 2009

aaron guan

a person with a huge dick

wow dude u see that guy,? he's a real aaron guan

by savage543you March 6, 2017

nate garner

Nate garner is a youtuber that makes vlogs and pranks along with his girlfriend Karissa Duncan, he is a really nice, loud, and cringy guy but you will love him just saying.

Go and search for nate garner on YouTube for more information he is really fun

by Mari_ceba July 26, 2019

c-t garner

A lovely little lady who enjoys the odd game of bball...but not outdone by her tennis ability...wipes andre off the court..watch out stefi.. Friendliest person who always wears her smile for the public..Laughs like there is no tommoro :-P Loved by all and will never be forgotten..

Example... There is only one C-T GARNER!! Gooo textbook

by dreggsy April 8, 2003

Garno

Garno adjective: having comparatively little size or slight dimensions.

Damn, his penis is so Garno that I can't feel it.

by BRJG October 8, 2018