grumpkin

a short, trollish, bitch that everyone hates. She's annoying, ugly, and the kinda girl you would love to punch in the face...repeatedly.

Brandon's girlfriend is such a grumpkin.

by clayton September 20, 2004

grump toad

Kambria Speed being grumpy

"Whats up with Kambria lately?"
"i dont know man shes being such a grump toad"

by Gary Ford October 17, 2011

grumping

Johnson's slow, angry and sad behavior when he's grumpy.

"Why does he seems depressed today?"
"He's just grumpy. He does it really well, too. I woke up today, planning to be grumpy, but it just didn't work out."
"Okay, he's grumping his way over; we can leave now."

by abalone gyro April 23, 2004

grumpkin

A woman no taller than five feet three inches tall and more than a few pounds overweight who would be cute if she lost a little weight. Often seen truck-truck-truckin' around.

Oh, there goes that lil' grumpkin truckin' around campus again.

by Marc November 17, 2003

Grump

The act of kissing, possibly groping someone but there is no evidence to prove it.

I grumped her I did

by grb2011 October 29, 2011

Grumpkins

Blumpkin from a Solid gold robot

Steve: Dude, I was on the Blumpkin Bus yesterday and i totally got Multiple Grumpkins from that Solid gold Hobot

by shabunia February 13, 2009

Grumpet

When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'

Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'

by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014