Goiongomm

Just the perfect thing to say while drunk via text message.

Tonight sure was fun! I drank so much! Goiongomm!

by ADHDannyboy August 14, 2010

Goonbag Range

Any movement, theory, or collective promoting: good vibes, versatility and unity. The range is limitless.

Out to my Goonbag Range

by KAANIJ July 23, 2011

goon wank

A bloody wanker of course! Who also has goon-like qualities. See goonler, goonition, and goondued.

Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.

Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!

by Goondued November 7, 2011

Goonblin

A goonblin is an angry tall skater kid, who terrorizes and causes chaos whenever and wherever.

The smaller spawn of this creature is a weeblin.

We all originate and grew from goonblins.
weeblins don't reproduce, ever.

Did you see those damn goonblins riding around and smoking pot this morning.

Hey goonblin pick me up so I can get an apple.

Chronic Collective is a rap band with two goonblins.

by TheYOUNGwizard February 22, 2014

Gazonk

verb: to have something taken or stolen from you as you are about to attain it
adjective: something that is very easy to steal from someone

verb:

I was about to win this auction when some randomer gazonked me!
I'm so going to wait until he gets to the front of the line then gazonk him.
I'm going to gazonk that last pepsi.

Adj: Oh my blob, Brad is so gazonkable!
Adverb: She's gazonkingly beautiful.

by Rufus Ferlinghetti February 20, 2015

Goon Gap

A significant space between the teeth of a typically overweight redneck/country hick

Pete: "Look at the big ol' fuckin' goon gap on jim eh bud"

Jim: "Dicker' off Pete"

by LardKing April 7, 2015

Goonass

6"6" and worthless, albino, or dumb as hell

Henry is a goonass

by Kaleb Moural May 11, 2017