goonbag 

an aussie slang term for the those cheap 4 liter wine containers. Due to the excessive drinking in the aboriginal territories and the silver plastic bag inside the carton
the term goonbag evolved.

"... come on everyone throw in a dollar, let´s get a goonbag."

goonbag by Backpackah May 6, 2008

goonbag 

Someone who is a douchebag and is a freaking idiot.

OMG, Topher is such a goonbag!

goonbag by Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh December 1, 2006

Goonbag 

Goonbag is not just a noun, it's a lifestyle. A goon bag is a person who has no job, doesn't wear shoes, often covered in sand, doesn't go to class, and of course drinks heaps of goon like its fucking water. A goonbag has no money but still blows it all at the casino usually forcing them to eat chicken and cheeses for all three meals. A goonbag BYO's goon to everything they do and solve all of their problems by drinking

Yo those goonbags are always keen to get gooned

Goonbag by The Goon Squad October 29, 2012

Goonbag 

A person of ill wit who's day is made up of mostly lounging around in their pyjamas. Most "goonbags" would choose not to work if they had the choice but some a forced too because of financial commitments, hence their work life is spent wondering around doing as little as possible talking to people and leaving equipment in carparks.

"Hey Jerry do you want to go hang out with Andy?"
"Hah man, did you see him sitting on his hands? he s such a goonbag"

Goonbag by OkayFankyou September 16, 2013

Goonbag 

Native aboriginal Australian word meaning "silver pillow"

Can't wait for Centrelink to open to get myself a goonbag for another goodnights sleep on the silver pillow

Goonbag by Drongo Dave December 3, 2019

Goonbag 

A mixture of a funny person and a douchebag

Woah. I just met someone and they are the biggest goonbag that I have ever seen.

Goonbag by Jeffery Duncan April 2, 2016

Goonbag 

A "Goonbag" is a large hairy mammal, similar to a walrus. It cannot bend at the knee without complaint and sings like a dying cat making love to a rhinoceros getting a prostate exam.

Ex. "Hey Goonbag! Happy birthday ya hairy bastard"

Goonbag by Fuckuselbagus May 7, 2022