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verb: to have something taken or stolen from you as you are about to attain it
adjective: something that is very easy to steal from someone
verb:

I was about to win this auction when some randomer gazonked me!
I'm so going to wait until he gets to the front of the line then gazonk him.
I'm going to gazonk that last pepsi.

Adj: Oh my blob, Brad is so gazonkable!
Adverb: She's gazonkingly beautiful.
Gazonk by Rufus Ferlinghetti February 20, 2015
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gazongers 

An extremely large pair of female breasts.
1st guy: "Dude check out the gazongers on her"
2nd guy: "Dude thats my mom!"
Related Words

Gazongazilla 

n. A female with enormous (bigger than DDD) tits.
Whoah! Check out Gazongazilla over there with the 44-FFs!
Gazongazilla by SkidMarkyMark July 27, 2006

gazongas 

Damn, look at those gazongas!
Incredibly large, voluptuous breasts.
Wow, Pam Anderson had huge gazonga's.
gazonga by GP March 31, 2005

gazongas 

Truly those are grade A gazongas.
gazongas by CornbreadBen March 6, 2009

gazongas 

(n.) plural of gazonga
A woman's breasts, usually implying that they are conspicuously large.
Whoa... check out the gazongas on that babe!
gazongas by muffa-puffa August 16, 2007