Governor Murphy

That dude that is governor in New Jersey.

Governor Murphy, the name that has to right to be yelled out every second by New Jersey kids

by notanewjerseykid January 25, 2022

media-government-cynicism-complex

The unwitting or intentional partnership between corporate media and the government that works to saturate and bombard the citizenry with bad news and terror. The goal is to elevate the willful ignorance and acceptance of bad policy, divisive tactics, dehumanization or marginalized members of society and financial regulations that favour the wealthy.

The world is a beautiful place full of good people. If you ignorantly and blissfully consume the "media-government-cynicism-complex" of course you will feel like the world is going to hell in a hand basket. You are missing out and wasting opportunity.

by fundybrewer September 28, 2017

The Government

The organisation who's really behind it all. Corona, murer hornets, climate chance, you name it.
Trump, Kim Jung Un and Putin. No no no. They're just puppets.
No one knows for certain who's really part of The Government. They will kill anyone who says anything, but be on the lookout. You, me, your gran a or you sugardaddy could All potentially be part of The Government.

Person 1 'Oh fuck, I think my granma is part of The Government!'
Person 2 'How did you find out!?'
Person 1 'Because I'm part of The Government'
The Government *Shoots person 1 and person 2* 'Now everything is in order >:)'

by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020

Gooch Governor

One who has a fetish for Gooch's.

My girlfriend the gooch Governor likes to lick on my gooch during fellatio for hours.

by Madmike68 November 16, 2020

Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe)

there is this random chad name madframe who tried to steal all the avocados from Mexico

Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe) will rule Mexico in a future lifetime, and a rebellion by shadical

by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021

arcane government

Fat bozos who sit on their computer all day (550lbs) switching servers and looking at #backup. (They want the AGRs)
All flood no skill on god (A-Gays) :troll:

"Helwyr is beating the actual shit out of me, FUCK all AGs, nobody likes Arcane Government"

by Amon Bandit Leader November 20, 2022

Get me the government!

noun:
A declaration that one is about to auto-defenestrate.

"Get me the government!"
*jumps out of a window*

by Isa DL January 13, 2023