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goober

(also can be called a goob)
1.a person who could very possibly be well-meaning, but is incredibly awkward to the point of making those around him or her feel uncomfortable and twitchy.
2. a person who, again, may be well-meaning, but has extremely annoying personal habits that annoy the hell out of everyone.

examples of signs of gooberosity:
chews gum extremely loud with mouth open (not obnoxious-on-purpose, but more obnoxious-without-realizing-it); always wears pants that are slightly too short or sleeves slightly too small; often uses a rolling backpack; squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often enthuastic about everything; and, the most significant goober sign: Heavy Mouth Breather.

These signs of goobdom are not condemning a person, because goobs can very often be quite entertaining and cool, but have gooby qualities about them.
Every time I see Patty in the hall, she breathes all over me and practically shouts, "HEY! WHAT'S UP?!" She's such a goober.
by Molly S April 19, 2006
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Goober

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname. A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive. Goobers are often the source of unexpected and inappropriate comments or outbursts. Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistibly sexy. Anyone lucky enough to love a goober will never be bored.
John: “Kim is such a goober!”

Ray: “Yeah, I can’t help but love her.”
by thunjett August 16, 2009
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GOOBER

a beautiful man with personality, charm and style, relaxed and down to earth but with exacting high standards, outrageous sense of humor, comfortable in his own skin in all situations, a man who takes care of his looks in an old english sense of way yet still reeking masculine qualities, easily approachable, yet more than a challenge to win over and keep, knows exactly who he is and possessing steel-like inner confidence in approach and attitude, always ready to take a strong lead, yet with a mysterious vulnerability making him all the more attractive to the men who want to be like him and the women who want to be with him.
Matty is such a total goober, I'm not sure what it is, but I just can't get him out of my head, I'll never forget the night he looked at me and smiled with that handsome, boyish grin. Look, I still have goose bumps!
by Crystal Chanda Lier December 19, 2010
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goober

term used toward people who are lame, acting lame, silly, or just say stupid things
Ur such a goober, stop being such a goob, whatsup goobster?
by cbean81 April 21, 2009
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Gooberslabum

MAN! That Gooberslabum was AWESOME!

Shmeng got like 3 kills!
by Switchblade October 5, 2003
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Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)
Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.
by Zacalicious September 28, 2009
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Gooder

Gooder isn't a word you damn idiot!
Definition:

5 year old: I'm gooder than you!

Seriously, read a book you illiterate fool.
by Gitguder August 8, 2017
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