Gooner Game

A game that oversexualizes their characters and their fanbase generally consists of gooners.

"Hey have you seen the new game Zenless Zone Zero?"
"Nah man thats a gooner game i aint playing that gay shit"

by Ashton<3 January 5, 2025

Gooner

Carlos Aguayo.

“Gee that guys a total gooner” Person 1
“Yea that’s just Carlos, the world record gooner” Person 2

by ItsCookz January 9, 2025

goonercide

The act of getting caught gooning then committing suicide out of shame.

The man committed goonercide after getting caught on camera gooning

by Vermen January 16, 2025

Goonwife

A goonwife is a type of trophy wife that has extremely sexualized features, usually the result of significant plastic surgery, that largely resembles a stereotypical MILF pornstar. They exist purely for the sexual gratification of their partner and usually lean into this by dressing in provocative or revealing clothing. Goonwives are commonly desired by divorced Baby Boomer and early Gen X fathers who want a new partner that resembles the women they goon to on their computer after their wives left them, hence the name "goonwife". The goonwife is the opposite of the tradwife because they exist as a sexual object rather than a homemaker and bearer of children.

Guy 1: "Hey man did you see Jeff Bezos's new girlfriend? She's way hotter than his ex."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's a textbook goonwife; you can tell by all of the obvious implants and injections"

by SpudsMackenzie068 January 24, 2025

gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

Goonerism

The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.

Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism

by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025

Gooner

A "Gooner" (derived from the English slang "goner") describes something or someone that is completely lost, beyond saving, or without any chance of recovery. It signifies that a situation is hopeless, something is irreversibly defeated, or someone is done for.

"that was it for him, he is a gooner."

Often also used in Video Games. E.g. "The B1 objective is lost. B1 is a gooner"

by LASZONE January 30, 2025