scoop goof

derived from two words. scoop, meaning to move with, or as if with, a scoop. goof is taken from the Canadian prison system, and is mainly associated with child abusers and later used to describe sexual offenders of any sort. the word "scoop goof" a word used to describe a female, whom intentionally and maliciously, carries out the act of scooping ejaculate from outside her body, in to her vagina causing her to become pregnant. This will be used for the extortion and/or blackmail of her unsuspecting victim. sound too far fetched? guess again, this happened to me for real!

not only is the withdrawal method ineffective on std's, it won't work on a scoop goof either.

scoop goof by make.u.cry January 24, 2011

hench goof 

The resulting consequence of a gargantuan lapse in mental coherence, to an extent comparable to the level achieved by the common autist.

The hench goof is such a situational phenomenon, you'll know it when you see it

hench goof by TheWiseMemeCaster February 19, 2015

it’s just a goof 

Family Guy season 19 episode 3. Peter Griffin’s way of joking around when telling teenage girls to kill themselves and each other pretending to be slenderman.

Another way of saying “it’s just a joke”

Quagmire: “Hey, Peter, would you get off your phone?”
Peter: “Sorry, young girls keep killing each other ‘cause they think I’m the Slender man now.”
Quagmire: “A-are you telling them to kill each other?”
Peter: “It’s just a goof!”

it’s just a goof by Squishybobby October 16, 2020

The Goof-Clap 

The outrageously wack hairstyle typical of fuck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. The goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. Unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. Popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. If you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. If genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, I would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.

See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.

Human 1: Man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the accumulation of money, women and material possession. Surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be...
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.

The Goof-Clap by bewbays January 24, 2016

Ya dun goof'd 

You basically fucked up, the cyber pohlice are onto ya.

Consequences will never be the same!!! Ya dun goof'd!1

Ya dun goof'd by JoezDiazlol July 16, 2010

Backyard goof 

Uninvited individuals that spend an uncomfortable amount of time in your backyard.

Everytime I come home those backyard goofs are all over the place.

Backyard goof by CarwynIestyn November 11, 2018

pc rat goof

Protective Custody Rat Goof - An Insult.
A PC Rat Goof is someone who thinks they're tough as nails, but would definitely become a mole without hesitation.

Protective Custody would be the only thing keeping the rats safe from those they are snitching on.

Yo bud, you're a pc rat goof.

pc rat goof by Kybrid June 26, 2020