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Golden Shower

Lover #1 HONEY I’m home!!!!
Lover #2 Shall I prepare a Golden shower for you dear?
Lover #1 Yes dear
by whts_Nx February 5, 2020
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Golden bath

During the act of sex one partner will urinate into the second partners colon. A veritable "piss enima."

Similiar to Golden Shower
Fred was into many types of fetish play, but his favorite dirty little secret was pulling off a Golden Bath on a "Newbie." He loved introducing new people to his liquid love.
by John Thurmon May 2, 2005
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Golden Corral

To lose control of one's bowels due to a spontaneous onset of diarrhea from eating at Golden Corral.
Unable to arrive quickly enough to my next destination (and the next available restroom), I Golden Corralled in my pants and had to drive home in a pseudo-standing position.
by TripleSS May 26, 2009
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golden child

A person amongst a populace who everyone seems to love no matter what. The admiration for this person spans multiple factions amongst this populace, including those who normally do not agree on anything otherwise. This person is always thought of as a staple of the populace and even thought this persons presence was never constant they are remembered as if they were always present. This person is always remembered for the good contributions they made even above others who have strived to contribute even more.

see also likeable
Steve will forever be the golden child of the 2K hockey community
by Blackwind75 July 4, 2005
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Golden Finger

Singular term to describe money that is "fresh to death". Most commonly used to describe Euros and Lithuanian Litas.

First used in Lithuania in the early 20th century, it has been connected to a colloquialism to describe people who have amassed great wealth. These patricians were known as "Golden Finger Kings"
"Sir, your surgery to reconnect your severed fingers will cost 1000 Golden Fingers"

"Yo, these bitches are bleeding my supply of Golden Fingers. Ain't a thirsty hoe here who don't want none of my fresh shit".

"20 Golden Fingers?!?!?... You'll be lucky to get 2"
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golden cleamer

The simultaneous acts of performing or receiving a golden shower and cleveland steamer during fornication.

An accepted variation of the term is "gorden creamer" often used by the Herro and Prease Crub members.
Dude 1: Dude, I totarry gave Orivia a golden cleamer rast night.
Dude 2: A gorden creamer?! sweet! and then?!
Dude 1: No and then!!
by kittine December 20, 2008
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golden cunt

To indicate a woman's vagina is of very high quality in terms of tightness, moisture content and of course odour during sex.

The Holy Grail of every heterosexual man: the perfect pussy.

Not to be taken literally - cunts are very rarely golden in colour.
Damn bro, I bet that Milf has a golden cunt!

Shiiit, I need to get me a piece of a golden cunt.

"Quick bartholomew! To the Tower of Shinzegar with the sacred Golden Cunt!"
by Ash C July 26, 2008
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