1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?
1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.
by I am r o c k April 8, 2021
Get the goldfish walkingmug. Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work
by Pauljamal May 7, 2018
Get the angry goldfishmug. A cracker shaped like a fish with different flavors such as sour cream and onion poiuzza cheese bbq and more.
Do you have any goldfish?
by foodie_gal March 18, 2017
Get the Goldfishmug. Ex. Thing 1: Damn {Broski, I met this girl online and shes a fucking Goldfish Fam
Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.
Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.
by softboy13 April 5, 2019
Get the Goldfishmug. The proccess of setting up bong zilla.(Beer bong with big funnel atached to many tubes) Then having you and your friends drink from the tubes, as someone pours a pitcher of beer with a goldfigh into the top. You may use mutiple fish and more beer and your choosing.
Dan- Dude did you see Ryan swallow the goldfish when we played goldfish roulette.
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were
Ryan- I took it like a champ though
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were
Ryan- I took it like a champ though
by Popsdock May 31, 2016
Get the Goldfish Roulettemug. Pronunciation: Goldfishing (gowld · fi · shuhng)
Goldfishing is when someone or something is focusing on a particular thing (a task, people, objects) and suddenly, almost instantaneously, they lose focus on what they had originally been focused on and direct their attention to something else.
This is derived from the phenomenon that a goldfish's memory is a few seconds long.
Goldfishing is when someone or something is focusing on a particular thing (a task, people, objects) and suddenly, almost instantaneously, they lose focus on what they had originally been focused on and direct their attention to something else.
This is derived from the phenomenon that a goldfish's memory is a few seconds long.
"Dude, did you see my dog? He was chasing a squirrel, but he kept goldfishing onto the people walking on the street!"
by Paper Towels March 25, 2021
Get the Goldfishingmug. by chubbybeespls July 10, 2023
Get the Goldfishmug.