gator clits

An extrordinarirly large clitoris with scales like that of an alligator.

A: "Yo, you fuck dat bitch last night?"
B: "Heeeeellllll yahhhh mean? You know I hit dat shit."
A: "Yo mane, I gotsta axe you, you eat dat pussy dawg?"
B: I was 'bout to bustah, but I took a look down there, and dis bitch be having one of those gator clits!"
A: "Awwwhhhhhh, heeeellllll naw! I know you didn't eat dat shit!:
B: "I was afraid to mane, I didn't want tah get into a boxing match wit it, I'd probably lose!"

by 6 stAt bItChh October 28, 2009

Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the Jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

shut your goat mouth

Shut up but with more force.

The alternative is shut your trout mouth

-Annoying person is talking

You say:
"You shut your GOAT mouth" OR
"You shut your TROUT mouth"

by SIUeeeeeee June 30, 2009

Grates my goat

A phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike. Another version of Grates my cheese.

"You know what grates my goat? That guy at work who eats like a horse."

by Danjanon July 21, 2009

Sauce the Goat

To pick-up an Ugly person when highly intoxicated.

Billy sure did sauce the goat last night.

"Wow boy's I almost sauced the goat last night"

by Dalhousie's finest November 22, 2009

diamond in a goat's ass

Someplace or something very beautiful hidden or masked by something ugly.

Their studio was in the middle of a run-down warehouse but when you got inside it just opened up into this amazing space... it's like a diamond in a goat's ass.

by Original Artfag May 3, 2015

gator pussy

pussy that is dry, scaly, and smells like dead fish

man i could go for some gator pussy

by gator pussy September 16, 2017