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gastric fat-ass surgery

(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.

For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.

I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.

I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
by phillydrifter April 12, 2011
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gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.
If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.
by B-Flo January 3, 2009
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Gastroniggitis

Inflammation to a negro's stomach after the consumption of heavy fried foods.
I think I have Gastroniggitis because I ate four pieces of fried chicken and now I am ready to sit in my favorite recliner and fall asleep.
by blakbrova and blaksista March 12, 2009
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Gastric

Hey, everyone! Come check out this brand new gastric!
by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010
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gastlying

Verb

When you Paralyze a bitch for making fun of your round face and eat her Pussy obnoxiously with your tongue hanging out
That girl over there made fun of my Mongolian face I'm gonna try gastlying this cunt I DON't need gym badges for this one.
by The Fuggin Real July 31, 2016
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Gastrointestinal Probe

A long brown skinny object used to probe the human Gastrointestinal Tract
Omar used his Gastrointestinal Probe to retrieve cum samples from Chase Rodrigeu's Stomahc
by Tyler February 2, 2003
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gastard

a bastard who has a-lot of hot air
my girlfriend called me a gastard after we had a fight at taco bell.
by barefoot1xxx May 5, 2010
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