1) To completely demolish someone someone as graphically as a giraffe abortion
2) To suck at something so horribly, its as if you're sucking an unborn giraffe fetus out of its mother's womb
2) To suck at something so horribly, its as if you're sucking an unborn giraffe fetus out of its mother's womb
1) I hope the Brazilian Soccer Team gives them a nice giraffe abortion in the Confederation Semi-Finals
2) DUDE! I suck giraffe abortions at this math thing yo.
2) DUDE! I suck giraffe abortions at this math thing yo.
by noartificialflavor June 21, 2009
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did you see the price on that t-shirt?" "It is as high as giraffe pussy, there's no way I'm paying that
by Mr. Jankins985 November 7, 2010
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So two dudes are standing up, right? But then one dude bends over, holding onto the other dude's waist, and starts blowing the dude. So then the dude getting the bj all starts waving his arms like "He-ey, look at us, Richard. Motherfucking Flaming Giraffe! Lol."
Some guy with another guy bending horizontally at the waist blowing him: "He-ey, look, Richard, ohmygawd. Flaming Giraffe! Hello!"
by effable July 20, 2010
Get the Flaming Giraffe mug.A slick move that takes place while freak dancing in which a male, while standing behind a female, stretches his head around in order to make out with her while continuing to dance.
The major extension of the neck muscles makes the situation nearly analogous to watching a human giraffe desperately make out with a drunk hottie.
The major extension of the neck muscles makes the situation nearly analogous to watching a human giraffe desperately make out with a drunk hottie.
Dude, did you see that girl Sandeep was dancing with last night? After she had a couple drinks, he giraffed her and just wouldn't stop!
Aaron had some major balls to giraffe that girl at the party last night. She must've been a foot shorter than him; I'm surprised his neck isn't sore today.
Aaron had some major balls to giraffe that girl at the party last night. She must've been a foot shorter than him; I'm surprised his neck isn't sore today.
by Rooner January 11, 2009
Get the giraffe mug.The act of repeatedly grabbing then letting go of a person's skin with one's outstretched lips. Similar to a pinch, but done orally and without pain.
Timmy giraffe nibbled Stacy's face similarly in fashion as a giraffe would pull leaves of a tree with its lips.
by cacahuate April 19, 2006
Get the giraffe nibble mug.The ability for a tall person to do something a short person cannot. Individuals who are very tall posses giraffe skills. Sometimes associated with basketball players.
They would be a cute couple because they both have giraffe skills.
Use your giraffe skills to reach that high object.
Her giraffe skills sure come in handy for basketball.
Use your giraffe skills to reach that high object.
Her giraffe skills sure come in handy for basketball.
by Prince Pickles November 13, 2013
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